Top 5 Things On My Mind While Up With a Bad Cold

#1. Why is my brain singing Blue Suede Shoes? I hate Elvis.

#2. The surge protector under the TV has 5 lights? I could have sworn there were 6.

#3. Are there really that many nimrods on the tracks at 4 a.m. or is BNSF’s motto “We’re not sleeping, why should you?” .

#4. Damn, the refrigerator is loud.

#5. I should have bought Kimberly Clarke instead of GM.

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~ by loretta8 on January 16, 2012.